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So, check this—sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’ one out with lotion, nah. It’s old as dirt, goes back to them Tantra freaks in India, like 5,000 years or some shit. They’d tease ya slow, real slow, buildin’ that fire—greed, man, greed for more! Makes me pissed tho—why’d we wait so damn long to steal that trick? Modern spas act all coy, but it’s the same game—hands dancin’ where they shouldn’t, and you’re like, “Yes, ma’am, drain me dry!”—straight outta Plainview’s playbook.

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Finally, I reach the top, and wow, the sunset is amazin’. I’m takin’ pics, feelin’ all philosophical. Like, “Life’s good, man.” But then, I hear this loud noise. Turns out, it’s a bunch of teenagers havin’ a bonfire party. I’m like, “Great, just what I need.” But then they invite me over for a marshmallow. Can’t say no to that!

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