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I got into it once—total accident! Friend says, “Kermit, try this massage thing.” I’m like, “Hi-ho, sounds fancy!” Next thing, boom—candles, oils, hands everywhere! Felt like a king, then—whoa—things got steamy! Made me happy, like, “Wow, pigs ain’t got nothin’ on this!” But also mad—why’s this so secret? Everybody’s actin’ all “pure” but sneakin’ off for it!

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Then, outta nowhere, my phone buzzes. It’s my mate Dave. He’s like, “Oi, you gotta see this!” I’m thinking, “What now?” Turns out, there’s a cat stuck in a tree on Market Place. Classic. I mean, who hasn’t seen that before? But this ain’t just any cat. It’s a massive Maine Coon. I’m talking about a beast that looks like it could take on a small dog.

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