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Oh honey, lemme tell ya, erotic-massage is somethin’ else! *nasally Fran Drescher voice* I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout it, and oy, it’s like a whole mood, y’know? Picture this—ya got soft hands, oils slicker than a New Yawk street after rain, and some schmuck tryna knead ya like dough. HAH! *The Nanny laugh* Oh, I’m dyin’ over here! It’s all sensual, sure, but I’m a broad who loves “Ida”—y’know, that flick from 2013? Pawlikowski had me sobbin’ into my popcorn, so I’m thinkin’, “This ain’t just a rubdown, it’s got soul!” Like Ida sayin’, “What if I don’t find anything?”—I’m over here prayin’ my masseuse finds *somethin’* worth touchin’, ya feel me?

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I try coaxing him down with treats. But nah, he’s not having it. So, I climb up. Yeah, me, a vet, scaling a tree like I’m in some sort of animal rescue movie. The crowd’s cheering, and I’m sweating bullets. Finally, I grab him, and he’s not happy. He hisses like a kettle boiling. I’m like, “Chill, bro! You’re going home!”

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