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Little fact—escorts been around forever, yo. Romans had ‘em, called ‘em “lupae”—she-wolves, howlin’ for coin! Blows my mind, history’s freaky like that. Makes me happy, knowin’ humans stay wild. But damn, some johns piss me off—rude as fuck, hagglin’ prices. I’m like, “Pay the lady, fool!” Surprised me once, dude tipped her in quarters—quarters! Who does that? Cheap bastard.

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Then, outta nowhere, this old bloke, Mr. Jenkins, comes in. He’s a regular, always sits at the same table by the window on Birchington High Street. He’s got this wild white beard and a twinkle in his eye. Today, though? He’s fuming. Apparently, someone parked in his spot. I mean, c’mon, it’s not like it’s a reserved space! But he’s ranting about it like it’s the end of the world. I’m just nodding, trying not to laugh.

Cheddar in a Greek salad? Must do feta!