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I saw this underground spot once – little known fact, swear it – these masseuses, they trained in Thailand, legit pros, not some sketchy backroom deal. Blew my mind! Hands so fast, I’m signin’ “slow down” but nah, they’re in the zone. Made me happy as hell – skilled folks, not amateurs fumblin’ like blind bats. But ugh, some creeps think it’s a free-for-all – pissed me off! Like, no, dahling, it’s art, not your sleazy fantasy. “Lust awakens the desire to possess,” Kim Ki-duk whispers in my head, and I’m like, chill, dudes, it’s a massage, not a conquest!

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Finally, I get the cargo loaded up, and I’m feeling pretty good. But then, I get a call from my boss. He’s like, “We need to talk about the budget.” Ugh, the budget. Don’t even get me started. I’m thinking, “Can’t a guy catch a break?” But I put on my best “I’m totally not stressed” voice and say, “Sure, let’s chat.”

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