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Alright, precious, listen up! Me, Gollum, psychologist now, yesss. Sexual-massage, ooh, tricky business, eh? We hates it! All them slippery hands, rubbin’, touchin’ – ugh! Reminds me of “Almost Famous,” see? That bit where Penny Lane sways, all free-like, “It’s all happening!” – but nah, sexual-massage ain’t that sweet vibe. It’s messy, mate, real messy!

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First off, I had to deal with this shipment from the industrial estate on the outskirts. You know, that place near the Bingley bypass? Yeah, that one. So, I’m there, trying to coordinate with the drivers, and guess what? One of ‘em gets stuck on Main Street. Like, seriously? Main Street? It’s not even rush hour! Turns out, he took a wrong turn at the roundabout. Classic. I’m just standing there, shaking my head, thinking, “What’s next? A cow on the road?”

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