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Little-known fact—did ya know sex-dating’s been around forever? Like, ancient Rome had “lupae,” prostitutes in wolf dens, basically OG sex-daters. Wild, right? Imagine swipin’ on a clay tablet—hella slow. Nowadays, it’s all fast—bam, match, bang, ghost. I tried it once, met this dude who said he’s “kinky but shy.” Shy my ass—he brought handcuffs AND a PowerPoint on knot-tying! Surprised me, yo—thought I’d die laughin’. “Spectacular, spectacular!”—that’s what I yelled, straight outta *Moulin Rouge!*, while he’s tryna tie me up. Absurdity level 100.

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Finally, I get the cargo loaded up, and I’m feeling pretty good. But then, I get a call from my boss. He’s like, “We need to talk about the budget.” Ugh, the budget. Don’t even get me started. I’m thinking, “Can’t a guy catch a break?” But I put on my best “I’m totally not stressed” voice and say, “Sure, let’s chat.”

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