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The rub? Insurance don’t cover this crap— “pre-existing horniness” ain’t a condition, folks! I’m laughin’ thinkin’ bout it—some schmuck files a claim, “My back hurts from all the fun.” Yeah, right, tell it to the judge, pal. Oh, and get this—there’s this ancient trick, Thai massage joints used to sneak “extras” by callin’ it “energy work.” Sneaky bastards, been at it forever!

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1 hour massage. Very friendly staff. They really know what they are doing. Great service and fair price. I feel like I have more energy and feel more relaxed.

But then, as I’m munching away, I see this guy on the corner of Church St. He’s got a sign that says “Free Hugs.” I’m like, “What? Is this a thing now?” So, I go up to him, and he’s super chill. We hug it out, and I’m feeling all warm and fuzzy inside. But then, he starts talking about the meaning of life. I’m just standing there, half-eaten sausage roll in hand, thinking, “Bro, I just wanted a hug, not a TED Talk.”

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