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I tried it once, doc – swear! This dame, she’s kneadin’ me, and I’m like, “Whoa, carrots ain’t this good!” Felt like floatin’, all tingly – happy as a bunny in clover. But then, ugh, some parlors? Shady as heck! Greasy dudes, overchargin’ – made me mad enough to chew nails. One guy says, “Relax, bro,” and I’m like, “Relax THIS, pal!” Total scam, hated it.

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After that fiasco, I head over to the Quay. The River Torridge is lookin’ beautiful, all glistening in the sun. I take a deep breath, tryin’ to calm down. But then, I see this group of tourists. They’re takin’ selfies, laughin’, havin’ a grand ol’ time. And I’m just there, still salty about my pasty.

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