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So, erotic-massage—little-known fact: it’s old as dirt. Ancient Greeks were at it, callin’ it “bodywork” or some posh crap—prolly oiled up their gladiators before fights. Imagine that, eh? Big muscly bloke gettin’ a cheeky rub before stabbin’ someone—hysterical! I’d kill to see Thor try it, all stiff and awkward—hah, that’d be a laugh. Made me happy just thinkin’ bout it, but then I got mad—why ain’t this in driver’s ed? Stress relief, innit?

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We decide to grab a pint at The Royal George. Classic pub, right? The vibe is chill, and the locals are all banterin’. I order a lager, and Dave gets a cider. We’re just chillin’, talkin’ about the sea, life, and all that jazz. But then, the pub’s door swings open, and in walks this bloke, all drenched. Turns out, he fell off his boat! Can you believe it?

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