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Now, lemme rant—modern day, it’s all hush-hush. People whisperin’, “Oh, I got an erotic-massage.” Why you whisperin’? Own it! I’d be yellin’ it! “Yeah, I got rubbed down, so what?” But nah, society’s all prude—makes me mad! Like, lighten up! Meanwhile, I’m over here, googlin’ it—did ya know there’s “techniques”? Like, legit moves—tantric this, sensual that. Blew my mind! Thought it was just slappin’ oil on and callin’ it a day. Nope! There’s trainin’! I’m sittin’ here, picturin’ Joaquin Phoenix in *The Master*, all intense, goin’, “What’s your technique, huh? Process it!” Hilarious!

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First off, I grab my coffee from that little café on Crofton Lane. You know the one? The barista, bless her heart, always messes up my name. “Latte for ‘Sophie’!” Nah, mate, it’s “Sam.” But whatever, I’m not here to nitpick. I take my drink and head to the park. Bickley Park, to be exact. It’s a gem, honestly. Green grass, kids playing, dogs chasing their tails. I’m feeling good.

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