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Me, I’ve seen it all—worked the apps like a queen on her throne, judgin’ the rabble. This one time, right, matched with a git who said he’s “adventurous”—turns out he meant shaggin’ in a tent with no Wi-Fi. Piss off, mate! I was ragin’, legit wanted to burn his shitty campsite down. But then—ha!—there’s this other lad, proper fit, sent me a vid of him jugglin’ oranges shirtless. I was like, “Well, bugger me, that’s talent!” Made me grin, rare as that is. Sex-dating’s a roulette wheel, spin it and pray you don’t land on a twat.

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So, I’m trying to fix the mess, right? And I’m getting all these weird looks from the locals. I mean, I get it. Who wants to see a soggy anticorrosion guy? But I’m doing my thing, and then I spot this old lady on the corner of the street. She’s got this massive bag of chips, and she’s just staring at me. I’m thinking, “Lady, I’m not a circus act!” But she just chuckles and says, “You’ll be alright, love.”

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