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But lemme tell ya, it’s not all doom. Some folks swear by it—say it’s relaxin’, sensual, blah blah. Good for ‘em! Me? I’d probly sneeze from the oil, ruin the mood, then rant about it for days. Like, “I paid $80 to itch?!” Oh, and fun fact—there’s this Thai style, “Nuru,” all slippery seaweed gel—sounds like a freakin’ sci-fi porno! Surprised me, honestly—thought massages were just for backs, not, y’know, HAPPY ENDINGS.

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So, I bail on the meeting. I know, I know, bad move, but I needed some retail therapy. I zoom over to Bexleyheath, and man, it’s packed! People everywhere, like sardines in a tin. I hit up the shops, and I’m just grabbing stuff. Shoes, shirts, you name it. I even found this ridiculous hat. I mean, it’s bright pink with feathers. Totally not my style, but I bought it anyway. Why? Because why not, right?

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