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So, I’m thinkin’, massages, sure, relaxin’. Add the sexy twist – whoa, boy! Gets yer motor runnin’. Little known fact – ancient Rome had these “massage parlors,” wink-wink. Prolly orgies with olive oil, heh! D’oh! Makes me hungry for donuts just thinkin’ bout it. But srsly, got mad once – heard some sleazy joint was rippin’ folks off. Fifty bucks for a “happy endin’”? Pfft, gimme a break! I’d rather glean scraps like Varda’s crew than waste cash there.

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When I get there, Mrs. Thompson is in a tizzy. She’s like, “He’s not eating! He’s just lying there!” I’m like, “Chill, lady. Cats do that.” But then I see him. Poor little dude is just staring at the wall like it owes him money. I check him out, and guess what? He’s just being a drama queen. Gave him some meds, and boom! He’s back to his old self, chasing shadows. I swear, cats are the biggest divas.

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