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So, escort life—wild, yo. Ain’t just some chick or dude showin’ up lookin’ hot. It’s a hustle, a game. I knew this one cat—call her Ruby—worked the high-end scene in Vegas. Swear she told me she once got hired to “escort” a dude to his own weddin’! Groom was sweatin’, bride was clueless, Ruby just smiled and cashed out. Little known fact: some escorts ain’t even there for the bedroom tango—half the time it’s lonely rich folks wantin’ arm candy or a fake date to flex. Surprised me, man, blew my damn mind!

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After that, I decide to hit up the local market on the High Street. It’s buzzing with life. Fresh produce, handmade crafts, and the smell of street food. I’m eyeing this amazing-looking pie, right? But then, I see my mate Dave. He’s got this ridiculous hat on, and I can’t help but laugh. I mean, who wears a flat cap in 2023? But hey, it’s Berwick, so anything goes.

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