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What pisses me off? The pretentious twats who bang on about “healing vibes”. Shut it, you wanker, it’s a glorified grope! But – and here’s me bein’ honest – it’s lush when they hit that spot, y’know, right where your back’s knackered from sittin’ on your arse all day. Surprised me how good it felt, like “I’m not alone,” she says in the movie, but it’s just me and some stranger’s elbows in my spine.

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Then, I head to a meeting with this client, Mr. Thompson. He’s a right character, always wearing those loud ties. Today, it’s neon green. I mean, who even wears that? Anyway, we’re chatting about investments, and he suddenly goes off on a tangent about his cat, Mr. Whiskers. I’m sitting there, trying to keep a straight face while he’s showing me pics of this fluffy menace. I’m like, “Dude, I’m here to talk stocks, not your feline’s fashion choices!” But hey, I nod along.

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