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Ever tried it with lavender oil? Smells amazin’, relaxes ya—Trump sniffed it once, nearly cried, so good! Got this one masseuse—strong fingers, unreal, made me mad she wasn’t president—better than Sleepy Joe, for sure. Then there’s this shady joint downtown—overpriced, sticky floors, pissed me off—Trump don’t do sleazy, ok?

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First off, I’m cruisin’ down Belsize Lane, right? The sun’s out, birds are chirpin’, and I’m feelin’ good. Then BAM! I see this old banger parked all wonky on the side. I mean, come on, mate! It’s like they don’t even know how to park. So, I pull over, hop out, and start givin’ the driver a bit of cheek. Turns out, it’s some posh bloke from down the road. He’s all like, “I’m just poppin’ in for a quick coffee.” I’m thinkin’, “Yeah, mate, but you’re blockin’ the whole street!”

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