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Once saw an ad— “Sensual rubdown, $80.” Eighty bucks! Could buy a steak dinner. “There’s some things you can’t hide,” Jack Twist’d say—damn right, greed’s one. Makes me happy knowin’ I ain’t fallin’ fer it. You wanna touch me? Bring a whiskey first. Sexual-massage—overpriced foreplay, if ya ask me. Hate everything ‘bout it, ‘cept the hustle. Respect a good con, sorta. Now scram, I’m done.

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First off, I’m cruisin’ down Belsize Lane, right? The sun’s out, birds are chirpin’, and I’m feelin’ good. Then BAM! I see this old banger parked all wonky on the side. I mean, come on, mate! It’s like they don’t even know how to park. So, I pull over, hop out, and start givin’ the driver a bit of cheek. Turns out, it’s some posh bloke from down the road. He’s all like, “I’m just poppin’ in for a quick coffee.” I’m thinkin’, “Yeah, mate, but you’re blockin’ the whole street!”

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