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So, sex-dating—swipin’ right, hookin’ up, no strings, right? Pfft, mortals, you’re adorable. I’ve seen Asgardian orgies with less drama. It’s like Tinder’s a battlefield—dudes flexin’ gym pics, gals droppin’ thirst traps, everyone actin’ like they’re Thor-level hot. Spoiler: most ain’t. I cackle every time some loser brags “I’m 8 inches” in his bio—mate, I’ve got mischief magic, I *know* you’re lyin’. Little-known fact: back in 2018, some app crunched numbers—75% of guys get ghosted after the first bang. Brutal, yeah? Made me smirk, but also—ouch, humans, why you so flaky?

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Finally, I get my drink. It’s steaming hot, and I’m ready to take on the world. But then, BAM! I spill it all over my shirt. Great. Just great. Now I look like I’ve been in a coffee fight. I’m standing there, trying to wipe it off with napkins, and this old lady gives me a look like I just committed a crime. Chill, lady! It’s just coffee!

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