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So, I’m researchin’ this, right? Turns out, sexual-massage ain’t just some trendy spa crap—it’s ancient! Like, Egyptians were slidin’ oils on each other, gettin’ frisky—prolly why Cleopatra had all them men droolin’! Little factoid for ya: they used lotus oil, smells like heaven, makes ya wanna purr. I tried it once—oh honey, I was HAPPY, floatin’ like Michelle Yeoh with that sword, “I am the invincible one!”—but then my cat knocked the bottle over, ugh, I was SO mad! Sticky floor, total buzzkill.

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Then, I bump into this old bloke, right? He’s got stories for days about the colliery. I’m all ears, but he’s talking so fast, I can barely keep up. “Back in my day, we worked hard, played harder!” Classic granddad vibes. I’m nodding along, but inside I’m like, “Dude, I just wanted to chill.”

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