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Little known fact? Back in ‘90s, Jersey had dese “sex lines”—phone numbers ya called, dirty talk for cash. Precursor to dis app crap. Guys’d spend hundreds, jerkin’ it to some voice—pathetic, right? Now it’s free an’ faster, but same game. Tony Soprano don’t play dat, though—I’d rather whack somebody den swipe all night. Sex-datin’s got no soul, like Ida losin’ her faith. “What’s it all mean?” she’d ask. Me? I’m askin’, “Where’s da fuckin’ respect?”

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After that disaster, I head over to the High Street. Gotta fix a shop window for this trendy boutique. You know, the one with all the overpriced clothes? Yeah, that one. I’m thinkin’, “This’ll be easy.” But no! The shopkeeper, a proper diva, starts fussin’ over the color of the sealant. “It has to match the vibe!” she says. I’m like, “Lady, it’s sealant, not a fashion statement!”

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