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Oi, last week, mate, I tried it—proper lush! Lass with magic fingers, swear she’s a witch! “The sea’s so calm”—pfft, not me, heart pounding like mad! Slidin’ hands where sun don’t shine—cheeky, innit? Got me giggling like a daft sod. But—argh!—some prat next door banged the wall! Ruined it, stupid git! Made me wanna screech, “My preciousssss!”—y’know, Gollum style.

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Finally, I get it done. She’s happy, I’m relieved. But then, as I’m packin’ up, I see this kid on the street. He’s tryin’ to impress his mates by doing tricks on his skateboard. And guess what? He wipes out right in front of me! I’m like, “Ouch!” But then, he gets up, brushes himself off, and goes, “I meant to do that!” Classic! Made me chuckle.

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