Megan Bedford Brothel ❤️

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We hates it! All them sweaty blokes, gruntin’, stumblin’ in. Smells like piss an’ cheap gin—gross! Saw one meself once, swear it. Dark alley, red lights blinkin’, ugh! Felt me stomach twist—wanted to puke! Funny though—some punter tripped, faceplanted right outside. Laughed me arse off, precious! “You’re ridiculous,” I muttered, like Georges to Anne. Total clown show, brothels are!

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So, I’m wrestlin’ with this glass, and it’s slippery as a wet fish. I drop it. Boom! Shatters everywhere. I’m standin’ there, lookin’ like a right muppet. The café’s packed, and everyone’s starin’ at me. I can feel my face goin’ redder than a tomato. The owner’s like, “You alright, love?” I’m like, “Yeah, just givin’ the floor a new look!”

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