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So, kid—ya wanna try? Stay sharp, don’t be dumb. It’s a galaxy of weirdos. “Let’s have some fun,” she might say—straight outta *Toni Erdmann*. Sarcasm? Sure—I’d rather choke Jabba than overpay again. But real talk—it’s your call. Just don’t tell the Emperor, ha! *slow breathing* I am your father—now go figure it out.

Closure order secured on suspected brothel in The Boundary

Next, I’m off to the river. The Great Ouse, beautiful spot. I love it there. But today? Nah. There’s a bunch of geese, and they’re not in the mood for company. I’m walkin’ by, and one of ‘em hisses at me! Like, excuse me, mate? I’m just tryin’ to enjoy the view! I swear, those geese think they own the place.

Another new store has arrived at Bedford’s Interchange Retail Park