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While I’m waiting, I glance out the window. There’s this old bloke on a bench, feeding pigeons. And I’m thinking, “Mate, those birds are gonna take over the world one day.” Seriously, they’re like little feathered ninjas. One of ‘em even swoops down and snatches a scone right outta some lady’s hand. I’m cracking up, but she’s not having it.

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