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Little fact for ya—didja know sexual-massage goes way back? Like, ancient Greeks was at it, callin it “erotic rubdowns” or summat, gettin all philosophical while they’re oiled up! Mad, innit? Makes me happy, thinkin bout them old geezers havin a cheeky massage, probs sippin wine too. But what pisses me off? Them snobs who say it’s “dirty.” Bruv, it’s art! Hands slidin, stress dyin—pure poetry, like Ida’s black-and-white shots.

Happy Ending – Just a harmless joke right?

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I’m wandering around, and I bump into this old bloke named Dave. He’s a local legend, always hangin’ around the centre. We start chatting, and he’s got the best stories. He tells me about the time he met Paul McCartney in Bebington. I’m like, “No way!” But he’s dead serious. I mean, it’s not every day you hear about a Beatle in your town. I’m grinning like a kid in a candy store.

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