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What gets me riled up? When blokes think it’s dodgy or cheap – nah, mate, it’s class! Takes skill, not just a quick grope. I was chuffed to bits when she hit this spot – dunno what it was, but I yelled, “In this family, we don’t run!” like Viggo in the flick. Felt alive, yeah! Tho, gotta say, some parlors? Sketchy as hell. Saw one with neon lights flickerin’ like a bad spy hideout – made me wanna bolt.

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Then, outta nowhere, I hear this loud crash. I whip around, and there’s this cyclist who just wiped out on the pavement. I mean, he went down hard! I rush over, half-expectin’ him to be all “I’m fine, mate,” but nah, he’s layin’ there like a starfish. I help him up, and he’s like, “I’m good, just my pride’s hurt.” I laugh, but inside I’m thinkin’, “Dude, you need to watch where you’re goin’!”

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