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Then, I decide to take a stroll along the Thames. The river’s lookin’ nice today, all sparkly and stuff. I sit on a bench, just takin’ it all in. But then, this kid runs by, kickin’ a football, and BOOM! It hits me right in the leg. I’m like, “Oi! Watch it, mate!” The kid just laughs and runs off. I mean, come on! Where’s the respect?

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