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So, mate, picture this—some dodgy geezer in a dim room, oil stinkin’ like rancid elf bread, promisin’ “relaxation.” Ha! We knows better, don’t we, precious? It’s all “ooh, feel good,” but then—bam!—yer wallet’s gone, or worse, yer dignity. Back in me swamp days, heard this tale—bloke paid 50 quid for “happy endin’,” ended up with a rash, scratchin’ like a mad orc! True story, swear on me ring!

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Then, outta nowhere, I hear this loud crash. I whip around, and there’s this cyclist who just wiped out on the pavement. I mean, he went down hard! I rush over, half-expectin’ him to be all “I’m fine, mate,” but nah, he’s layin’ there like a starfish. I help him up, and he’s like, “I’m good, just my pride’s hurt.” I laugh, but inside I’m thinkin’, “Dude, you need to watch where you’re goin’!”

Wallace & Gromit bring Christmas cheer to London’s Battersea Power Station