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But—ha!—some jokers botch it. Slippery hands, awkward grunts—total buzzkill. Saw a fella once, braggin’ online, “Best sexual-massage ever!”—turns out, he slipped off the table, cracked his noggin’. Laughed my ass off—dumbass! Still, gotta admit, when it’s good, it’s *good*—like Satine whisperin’, “We’re creatures of the underworld…”—dark, sexy, untamed. So, whaddya think, pal? Ever tried it? C’mon, spill!

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