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Oh, typo time—sory, mate, fat fingers. Escrot’s got quirks too—crappy electrics, always fritzing out. Had a pal, swore his indicators blinked SOS once—hilarious, right? Sarcasm alert: “Oh, luxury at its finest.” Still, I’d take it over some posh BMW any day—too smug, those pricks. Fun fact: Brits modded Escorts into drag racers—nuts, huh? “Time drags on,” like in *Oldboy*, waiting for that perfect run.

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