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I’d be all, “D’oh! Why ya doin’ this, lady?” if I met one. Prolly get no answer – they’re tough as nails. Fun fact: in Amsterdam, they got unions for ‘em! Unions! Like, “Mmm… donuts,” I’d join that club just for the perks. Imagine me, Homer J., waddlin’ into a red-light joint, askin’ for a discount. Ha! Fat chance – they’d charge me double for blockin’ the door.

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Then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and snatches a chip right outta some kid’s hand! I’m cracking up! The kid’s face was priceless. I’m thinkin’, “That’s nature for ya!” But then, I see the seagull eyeing my bacon butty. I’m like, “Not today, feathered fiend!” I clutch my sandwich like it’s a golden ticket.

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