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So, picture this—me, all dolled up, sittin’ pretty at some swanky bar, right? This escort dude—let’s call him Jimmy—rolls in, suit sharp as a blade. I’m thinkin’, “Wow, he’s got that quiet menace vibe.” Like, he could be sweet-talkin’ you one sec, then bam—“I’ll take care of it,” he says, cool as ice, just like Viggo’s Tom Stall. Made me giggle, tho—imagine him dodgin’ bullets *and* bad dates! I was shook, hun—happy, surprised, all of it. These escort types, they’re pros at playin’ roles, slippin’ in and out like shadows.

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But hey, I’m a broker, right? I can sell ice to an Eskimo. So, I start making calls, setting up viewings, and all that jazz. Then, outta nowhere, my phone rings. It’s the client, and they’re like, “I’ve changed my mind. I’m not selling.” I’m like, “What?!” My heart sinks faster than a lead balloon.

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