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So, escort—mate, it’s not just some dolled-up bird struttin’ for cash, nah. It’s a bloody ecosystem! You got your high-end types, sleek as panthers, slippin’ through penthouses, then the street foxes, scrappy, dodgin’ coppers like it’s a game. Little known fact, yeah? Back in Victorian days, escorts were called “soiled doves”—poetic, innit? Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ of ‘em flutterin’ about with secrets tucked under corsets. Saw this one gal on a case, swear she had a ledger in her garter—smart as a whip, that one, made me happy as a pig in muck to crack her code.

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Then, outta nowhere, my phone buzzes. It’s my client, Dave. He’s freakin’ out about his investments. Apparently, he thought he could just throw money at crypto and become a millionaire overnight. Classic Dave, right? I had to calm him down. “Dude, it’s not a lottery ticket!” I said. But he was like, “But I saw it on TikTok!” Ugh, the struggle is real.

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