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What’s rad is how it’s taboo but not—like in *Tabu*, “she dances alone, unseen.” Sneaky hands slidin’, pressure hittin’ just right, it’s art, bro! Pro tip: warm oil’s the secret—cold hands? Total buzzkill. Oh, and some say Cleopatra got sexual-massages with honey—sticky and sexy, imagine that mess! Surprised me how chill it made me, like I could nap forever.

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Anyway, I grab a quick cuppa from the café on Main Street. The barista, Jamie, is always crackin’ jokes. “You look like you’ve been hit by a bus!” he says. I laugh, but inside I’m like, “Dude, I’m just tryin’ to survive here.” The coffee’s strong, though. Like, “I can see through time” strong.

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