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Hey buddy, lemme tell ya bout erotic-massage! It’s like, whoa, strategery at its finest—hands all over, makin’ tension disappear faster than a tax cut! I reckon it’s a beautimous thing, like in *Before Sunset* when Jesse says, “I feel like I’m running out of ways to say goodbye”—that’s me, runnin’ outta stress with every rubdown! Fool me once, shame on—uh, shame on you, but ain’t nobody foolin’ me with a bad massage, heh!

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But then, back to the job. The glass finally arrives, and it’s like a scene from a horror movie. The delivery guy drops it! I’m like, “Nooooo!” Glass everywhere. I’m fumin’. I mean, come on! I’ve got a deadline! So, I’m pickin’ up the pieces, literally, and I’m thinkin’ about how I’m gonna explain this to the client.

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