Rose Ballymoney Sexual Massage ❤️❤️

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So, lemme tell ya, I got this buddy, Vinny, swears he got a sexual-massage in some shady joint in Queens—said it was “therapeutic,” yeah right! Total BS, but I was dyin’ laughin’. These massages, they’re all bout touchin’ and teasin’, not just rubbin’ out knots. Little known fact—back in ancient Rome, they had these “pleasure slaves” givin’ erotic rubs with oils n’ stuff. Crazy, huh? Makes me wonder who’s trainin’ these masseuses today—some secret sexy guild or what?

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The Room Massage Therapy offer a number of treatments including Swedish Full body massage, Indian head massage and reflexology. The treatments are delivered.

First job of the day is at this fancy house on the edge of the town, near the Ballymoney River. Beautiful spot, right? But the client? Total nightmare. She’s all, “I want it done by noon!” It’s 8 AM! I’m thinkin’, lady, I’m a glazier, not a magician. So, I get to work, and of course, the glass I ordered? Yeah, it’s late. Classic.

IN PICTURES: District nursing teams in Ballycastle, Ballymoney, Coleraine and Ballymena attend conference