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Humor in this? Oh, plenty. Picture some dude, pants down, hopin’ for a miracle, and the masseuse just cracks his toes instead. “Very civilised,” as Gustave’d say. Savage burn! Or me, hobblin’ in, all grumpy, then leavin’ like I’m king of the damn forest. Sarcasm’s my shield— “Yeah, rub me, fix my life.” Doesn’t work that way, but damn, it’s close.

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While I’m waitin’, I decide to take a stroll down Main Street. Ballymoney’s got this charm, ya know? The old buildings, the wee shops, and the people. I bump into me mate, Dave, who’s a butcher. He’s got this massive grin, and I’m like, “What’s up, mate?” He says he just sold a whole load of sausages to some fancy restaurant in Portrush. I’m like, “Good for you, mate! I’ll take a dozen!”

The notion of Coleraine and Ballymoney as a holiday resort was 'frankly ridiculous', said consultation respondent