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Favorite part? The tease, bro. Light touches, tension buildin’, like Yubaba’s magic creepin’ up your spine. “You’re gonna work for me,” that vibe, but sexy. Ever tried it? Surprised me first time—thought it’d be awkward. Nope. Melted like butter, whoa. There’s this one story—heard some dude in Thailand tipped with a goat. A GOAT. Locals were like, “Sweet, dinner *and* cash!”

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First job of the day is at this fancy house on the edge of the town, near the Ballymoney River. Beautiful spot, right? But the client? Total nightmare. She’s all, “I want it done by noon!” It’s 8 AM! I’m thinkin’, lady, I’m a glazier, not a magician. So, I get to work, and of course, the glass I ordered? Yeah, it’s late. Classic.

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