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Sarcasm time—yeah, erotic-massage fixes all, right? World peace, one rub at a time. Hella funny when they fall asleep, snorin’ loud. “You’re not supposed to do that,” I mutter, laughin’. Oh, and the oils? Cinnamon’s my jam—spicy, wakes ‘em up. Pro tip: don’t overdo it, or they’re sneezin’ all sexy-like. Whoa.

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So, I roll outta bed, right? It’s like 7 AM, and I’m already feelin’ the weight of the world. I grab a cuppa from that wee café on Church Street. You know the one? The one with the dodgy Wi-Fi and the best scones in town. I swear, if I could marry a scone, I would. Anyway, I’m chattin’ with the barista, and she’s like, “You look knackered!” I’m like, “Thanks, love. Just what I needed to hear.”

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