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Like, picture this—I’m sittin’ there, tools all over, thinkin’ about “Syndromes and a Century.” That movie’s my fave, so chill, so weirdly hot. There’s this line, “The heat makes everything slow,” and I’m like, yaaas, that’s sexual-massage! Slow hands, warm oil, total tease—makes ya melt, babe. I tried it once after a long day, and I was, like, “Whoa, I’m floatin’!” Happiest vibes ever. But then, this one time, the masseuse was, like, rushin’ it—girl, I was pissed! Ruined my whole mood, ugh.

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But then, this guy next to me starts talkin’ about the weather. Like, mate, it’s Ballymena! It’s always rainin’ or about to rain! I just nodded, tryin’ not to roll my eyes. But then he goes, “You know, it’s a good day for a walk.” I’m thinkin’, “A good day? It’s drizzlin’!”

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