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Sarcasm’s my shield—sex-dating’s a circus. Clowns everywhere, jugglin’ lies. “I’m 6’2, trust me.” Ha! More like 5’6, limp dick. Dr. House don’t play nice—everybody’s a moron. This one dude, profile said “soulmate hunter.” Hunted my wallet instead—classic. *Moolaadé* taught me—trust no one, traditions or apps. “The knife cuts both ways,” film says. Here? So does desperation.

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First off, I hit the streets of Ballymena, right? You know, the usual hustle on Church Street. It was like a bloody circus! People everywhere, cars honkin’, and I’m just tryin’ to get my head straight. Grabbed a coffee from that wee café on the corner—what’s it called? Oh yeah, The Coffee Bar. Best flat whites in town, no joke. But the barista? She was in a mood. Like, chill out, love! It’s just coffee, not rocket science!

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