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Mate, it’s a laugh – cheap as chips, parts everywhere, you can flog it together with spit and hope. Sarcasm? Oh, yeah, “luxury ride,” my arse – seats hard as a brick, but who gives a toss? Gets ya from A to B, don’t it? Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d rather hoon an Escort than polish some Tesla tosspot’s ego. “Don’t shoot, I beg of you!” – movie again, me yellin’ at the coppers when I floored it once, haha, close call that!

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After that, I head over to the beach. Ballycastle Beach is stunning, man. The waves are crashing, and I’m feeling all zen. But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and snatches my muffin! Like, seriously?! I’m standing there, mouth agape, watching my breakfast fly away. I’m like, “Dude, that’s just rude!”

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