Samantha Balerno Sexual Massage ❤️

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Yo, what’s good, fam? I’m Kanye, actuarial god, spittin’ truth ‘bout sexual-massage, ya feel me? Man, this ain’t just rubbin’ backs, it’s deep, like *Dogville* vibes—“she thought she could hide”—but nah, this shit exposes you! I’m talkin’ hands slidin’, oil drippin’, tension meltin’ like beats in my studio. Sexual-massage? It’s art, bro, sensual as fuck, but tricky—numbers don’t lie, 80% masseuses got stories, wild ones, clients tryna flip the script, askin’ for “extras” like they in a porno flick. Pisses me off, yo! Respect the craft, don’t ruin it!

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Highly qualified and experienced Edinburgh mobile massage therapists will deliver your relaxing or therapeutic massage treatment to your home, hotel or Airbnb.

So, we pack up and head outside. Now, I’m walkin’ down the High Street, and I see this cute little shop called The Balerno Gallery. They’ve got some dope local art. I’m checkin’ it out when I spot this painting of the Pentland Hills. It’s like, “Wow, that’s home.” I get all sentimental, thinkin’ about my childhood adventures there.

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