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But lemme tell ya, it’s got perks! Little known fact—sex-dating apps started way back with them old chatrooms! Yup, horny nerds paved the way! Now it’s all fancy with algorithms matchin’ yer naughty bits! Kinda poetic, like Lars von Trier’s gloomy vibes—“There’s no escape from it.” You’re stuck swipin’ till ya score! Git-R-Done! I’m sittin’ here thinkin’, man, if the planet’s crashin’ like in *Melancholia*, least I’d go out with a bang!

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We end up jammin’ for a bit. His name’s Jamie, and he’s from the other side of the Water of Leith. We’re vibin’ hard, and I’m feelin’ all the good energy. But then, outta nowhere, this old lady comes in, right? She’s got a walker and a fierce look in her eyes. She shouts, “Turn that racket down!” I’m like, “Lady, we’re makin’ magic here!” But she’s not havin’ it.

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