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So, sex-dating – it’s wild, mate. Back in my day, you had to charm a lass with a lute solo, not a blurry dick pic. Nowadays? It’s all “wyd” and “u up?” – bloody lazy! Makes me wanna yell, “Fool of a Took!” at every horny hobbit on Tinder. But – hear me out – it’s got its perks. Little known fact: first ever hookup app? Some nerd in the ‘90s coded it on a floppy disk. Called it “Saucy Singles.” Flopped hard. Hilarious, right? Imagine that geezer now, cryin’ into his dial-up.

Keep on with my high sex drive. Are you ready for some wild fun?

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In the end, I totally win. The crowd goes wild, and I’m feelin’ like a rockstar again. But then, I look over, and the old lady from the café is there, clappin’ for me. I’m like, “Wait, you like this?” She gives me a thumbs up, and I can’t help but laugh.

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