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D’oh! Sexual-massage, man, what a trip! So, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout it—like, it’s all handsy and steamy, right? I mean, who doesn’t wanna get rubbed down like a prized pig at the fair? Watched “Talk to Her” again last night—Pedro’s a freakin’ genius, y’know? That bit where he says, “A woman’s silence can be louder than words”—damn, that hits when you’re lyin’ there, all oiled up, hopin’ the masseuse don’t judge your hairy back.

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Then, I get a call from a client. They’re all panicky about their project on Chard Street. “We need the estimates ASAP!” they say. I’m like, “Chill, I’m on it!” But inside, I’m thinkin’, “Why do people always wait till the last minute?”

Tributes paid to 'inspiring' Axminster Councillor Martin Spurway