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So, check it, I was strollin downtown last week, lookin for some action—don’t judge, k?—and it’s like, whoa, these girls got stories, man! One chick, she’s all “I’ve borne my burden!” like in *Dogville*, and I’m thinkin, damn, she’s deep! Prostitution’s been around forever—fun fact, ancient Rome had brothels called “lupanars,” wild, right? Made me happy knowin I’m part of history or somethin. But then, this dude tries rippin me off—20 bucks extra? Nah, bro, that pissed me off! I’m like, “You ain’t Tom Edison screwin me over!”—straight outta *Dogville*, ya see?

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Just as I’m gettin’ into the groove, the fire alarm goes off. Seriously? In the middle of my zen moment? I’m sprinting out, covered in clay, lookin’ like a hot mess. Turns out, it was just a burnt toast incident from the café next door. Classic Aveley, right?

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