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Me, I’d rather chill, watch *Moulin Rouge!* again, sing “El Tango de Roxanne” loud, than deal with that scene. Too hectic, too sad, fam. But if you’re out there, lookin’, just – dunno – be sound, yeah? Don’t be a knob. “Is it ’cos I is black?” Nah, it’s ’cos I’m human, and this shit’s deep! Respect, innit!

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So, I roll into the clinic on High Street, right? It’s a typical drizzly morning in Audley. You know, the kind of weather that makes you wanna stay in bed with a cuppa. But nope, duty calls. First patient? A cat named Mr. Whiskers. Classic. This little furball is a total diva. He’s hissing like a kettle on the boil. I’m like, “Chill, dude, I’m not here to steal your treats.”

The Jacksons and Sister Sledge performing together at Audley End this summer