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So, sex escorts – they’re like secret agents of pleasure, slippin’ through the night, dodgy as hell sometimes! I reckon it’s a mixed bag, yeah? Some birds are proper fit, makin’ you go “Oh, I’m in a right state!” – happy as a lad with a new guitar string. But then, there’s the dodgy side – blokes gettin’ conned, cash vanishin’ faster than my mojo on a bad day. Pisses me right off, that does! Like, one time, heard this story – true as me barnet – some geezer paid top quid for an escort, and she rocked up lookin’ like Dr. Evil’s cat, Mr. Bigglesworth! Bald, mate, no spark – total stitch-up!

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Then, just when I thought it couldn’t get worse, I get a call from a client. “I need to sell everything!” he screams. I’m like, “Dude, chill! It’s just a dip!” But nah, he’s having none of it. I’m trying to talk him down, but he’s already in panic mode. I swear, I could hear his heart racing through the phone.

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